Not So Good Hamburgers

• 1 lb lean ground beef
• 1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/4 tsp dried or 1 T fresh minced onions
• barbecue sauce
• ketchup
• way too hot a fire
• distractions
• having to talk to guests instead of watching the grill

If things turn out bad, tell everyone this is the recipe you used.